Hello, hello.......is there anybody IN there. Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?

The rodent lied. Spring is coming early the birdies tell me so.

Okay so I know I’m in a funk, but where is everyone else? I’m not just referring to my commenters—though I do miss you all and have begun showering regularly in an attempt to woo you back but the lurkers as well. (That includes you brother dearest—where are you?)

The blogging world seems to hold tumbleweeds and white noise lately. Is everyone okay? Should I be concerned? Should I take off my clothes?

Good goddess I’m resorting to threats of the most inhumane kind!

I feel like there is a big party going on somewhere like the, Bloggers Banquet and Ball, Pia would like to throw someday. Did my invite get lost in the blogosphere? Is MQ in LA pitching up a storm? Teri might have made the Poker finals without telling me, I know the Diva’s, (still awaiting my goodie bag), are tasteful bag high in fashion week, Tanisha has left the building and Neil is still on his quest for love, sex and boobies. (Not necessarily in order of importance.) Mrs M is busy inducing labor, QoS has more important things to attend to like whoohas and flappy boy bits and Ruben is allowed to come and go as he pleases—he’s earned it dammit! And Dan, I would give Dan 3 weeks in Ireland if I could, there’s no better place to hibernate IMHO.

And then there’s me---in a funk, (established), cracking under the pressure of several writing commitments that I know are good for me and coming to terms with my newly diagnosed chubby virus. (Pop 2 cupcakes and call me in the morning.)

So now what?

It would not be very practical for me to go and actually check up on all of you.

Here are just a few of the places I would have to travel to:

• Parma, Italy
• Barcelona, Spain
• Reston, VA
• Albany, NY
• St Louis, MO
• Oklahoma City, OK
• London, England
• Springfield, MA
• Ft Lauderdale, FL
• LA, CA
• Atlanta, GA
• Valencia, CA
• Stockton, CA
• San Antonio, TX
• Seoul, Korea
• Boston, MA
• Modesto, CA –(where’s Scott Peterson being held?)

Travelocity does not have the capacity on their site to sort out that many connecting flights. Do they?

Okay, so you get the idea.


Can you hear me now?!

"And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear
you shout and no one seems to hear
and if the band you're in starts playing different tunes
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon" ~ Pink Floyd
posted by Angel @ 1:39 PM |


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